Curiosity killing cats !

Are you staring your screen still after forwarding the mail you got and asked to be sent to ten more people and watch your screen, hold on....

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is ? (then you look like a deaf dumbo, thats why he uses sign language)

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. (why would any person pay money and buy a remote and keep walking to the TV)

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? (this is o......kay !!!)

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! (well..if you are upto "it", well go on)

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. (There are a whole bunch of people with theatre-sleeping traits)

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? (Poor attempt :-(

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. (this sounds good)

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? (Haaww.... sorry, did i yawn?)

9. When yo u are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? (You might be waiting for a cab or your figure ;-)

What a dumb forward is this ? It is not even interesting! And the sender managed to send only to nine people and must have been staring the screen. I felt some kind of crude satisfaction after pulling down every statement. If you could pull it further too, do it !!!

It is like the curiosity that has driven the sender to forward to ten people and waste their time. Sure it might help me laugh, but helps to understand how curiosity can drive people mad ? I have heard and watched movies that are centered around the previous statement....Curiosity doesnt only kill cats.